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There’s nothing I hate more than someone being fake with me

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clientsfromhell:

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

RETAIL

(via sweeneytoddcupcake)

Wrote a new song (:

Cant wait to play it for someone

I miss having someone to fall asleep with even if its on the phone.

:I